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[-] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

Google Play Music users: "~~First~~ 600th time?"

[-] MrSqueezles@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago
  • Google employee 1: We made podcasts in Play Music better and adoption went up again.

  • Google manager: Oh, that's neat. I'll make a bullet point on this week's team meeting.

  • Google employee 2: We spent many millions on a new podcast app and servers, engineering, data migration, PR, integrations ~~and adoption is lower. Actually, nobody wanted it or cares or likes it.~~

  • Google VP: Everyone this can't fail. Pick the best looking metrics, prepare a series of announcements and get ready for a wave of promotions and it's all thanks to this superstar manager who's definitely getting a huge bonus and double promotion so I can spin this like it was a win. The best part? Get ready for a repeat when we replace this again in 2 to 3 years.

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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