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[–] Zier@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My culture... is in a petrie dish.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My culture is also in this persons petri dish... contaminating the sample.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 10 hours ago

Damn it, I told you no eating spicy potato chips in the lab! Grrrr!

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Told ya to hold UV for longer, dammit!