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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

22:00 - 22:30 Walked Dog

22:30 - 00:00 Cleaned up piss

00:00 - 2:00 Cleaned up piss

2:00 - 2:30 Cried

2:30 - 3:45 Cleaned up more piss

[โ€“] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My dog fortunately a) really likes his sleep time, and b) has a bladder the size of a tanker truck. If I take him out at 10pm, he'll go straight to bed and sleep until at least 9am if he's not woken up by us before that.