[in front of a school building, a mean looking orange character is smirking while pointing their finger at a scared green character, holding their hands up, sweating, and speaking]
Stop bullying me!
My dad works at the United Nations, and if you keep bullying me he'll do nothing at all about it, you're warned!
The UN if defined as having been formed to prevent nuclear war under the MAD (mutually assured destruction), had been 100% effective since it formed.
I put a banana in my ear every day to prevent alligator attacks, and it has also been 100% effective.
If you live in the florida Everglades then that would be pretty impressive. The global landscape has had increased nuclear proliferation, so by your analogy, its like having to pet several alligators each day and having a track record of 0 alligator attacks.