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JACK: I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude f😭s! You are too much for me, Ennis! I wish I knew how to quit you.
ENNIS: Have you tried cool refreshing Tokeback Mountain sugar-free nicotine chewing gum?
JACK: Really?
ENNIS: Hell yeah, partner. I don't go up here for fishing.