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You have not Seen my girlfriends Vaseline consumption
why are you feeding her that and is she a person and not some object that resembles a flashlight.
It gets put in everything that hurts, and sometimes in things that dont. And no, she doesnt eat it, nor does ehe consume it rectally(thats my job).
maybe she's consuming it rectally...