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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon wonders what went wrong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy shit 12 times a day? How has your dick not fallen off?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

they use lube with vitamins, duh