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Google unveils TurboQuant, a new AI memory compression algorithm — and yes, the internet is calling it ‘Pied Piper’ (techcrunch.com)
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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Okay, but did Google calculate how many dicks thet could jerk off for maximum efficiency?

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes it was part of their quarterly circlejerk.

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That's the earnings report

[–] spy@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 days ago

Well that depends on a lot of factors. One of them being the distance of dick to floor of every one they would jerk. Call that D2F.

Hopefully they thought of it.