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Explanations I've seen:

  • to drive up oil / gas prices (the problem is that the prices are too high, which accelerates the global green energy revolution and the end of the fossil fuel industry while destabilizing western "society"; successfully seizing Iran's oil would have presumably lowered prices too);

  • Trump's ego, bolstered by Maduro's kidnapping and the seemingly successful counter-revolution in Venezuela; the imperial ruling class thought they were invincible because they haven't suffered a really palpable defeat since Vietnam (I guess Afghanistan / Yemen doesn't count...);

  • to protect the Zionist entity and the Gulf Monarchies and also to shore up American influence in the region;

  • to slow China's rise (Iran supplies lots of China's fossil fuels);

  • a distraction from the Epstein files;

  • lots of powerful ghouls have been itching to do this since 1979;

  • to stop Iran's nonexistent nuclear weapons program;

  • to game the stock market.

Did I miss anything? What are the most plausible / implausible explanations? Are they all valid? I'm not sure, I'm asking because I want comments / critiques. Also, are we headed to a permanent nationwide blackout in the USA (as predicted by The Simpsons) and the Mad Max-ification of all but the top 10% or will things "go back to normal"? Or will this just become another Ukraine War?

Bonus Q: how are the libs and chuds you know reacting to the war? My spouse thinks that Iran is currently winning but the USA will eventually prevail ๐Ÿฅด

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[โ€“] dead@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think there is not just only one reason because there are many people involved and each person who is involved has their own reasons.

  • 'The Greater Israel Project' There are Israelis who believe that they Zionists are not only entitled to Palestinian Land but also to the land of other countries in the Region. For example, Golan Heights is a portion of land that Israel annexed from Syria in 1981. One week before US attacks on Iran, Tucker Carlson interviewed the US ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee. In the interview, Tucker asked about expanding Israel and Mike Huckabee said that Israel was entitle to Annex the land of surrounding countries. This upset US ally countries in the region.
  • Christian Zionists believe that this Iran war will make Jesus come back to earth and trigger the rapture, which sends all Christians on earth to heaven and is the end of the earth. A recent example was the reporting from MRFF which alleged that US troops reported that their commanding officers spoke about biblical prophecy in relation to the Iran War. Christian Zionists are maybe the largest backer of Israel in the US. There is a large Christian Zionist lobby group called CUFI. The founder of CUFI is a Pastor named John Hagee who has a megachurch in San Antonio Texas. Israel Government officials have given speechs at his megachurch on multiple occasions to reinforce Israel's political goals.
  • Miriam Adelson - Miriam Adelson is a top donor for Trump. She claimed to have donated $250 million to Trump's recent political campaign. In 2019, Trump signed a Presidential Proclamation that the US recognizes Golan Heights as Israeli owned land. Trump said that he did this on behalf of Miriam Adelson's husband Sheldon.
  • Military Industrial Complex - War makes money for the US weapons companies.
  • White Supremacy / Christian Nationalism - There are a lot of bigoted Americans who just want to kill Muslims.
  • Benjamin Netanyahu is possibly afraid of prosecution for war crimes. The liberal Zionists want to make him into the Sin Eater. There are some Zionists who want to wash Israel of all the crimes committed in Gaza by blaming it only on Bibi. By getting Israel into a new conflict, he won't be open to prosecution.
  • interference with 2026 election - This is one reason that I've read that I'm skeptical of. Trump is also trying to pass the SAVE act, which mandates voter ID. The purpose of Voter ID laws is to suppress voter turn out. It gives polling places an arbitrary reason to reject people who show up. There is some possibility that Trump will say that Iran is interfering with the Election to say that he needs to have the SAVE act passed. There was some extreme speculation that Trump will cancel the 2026 midterm election but I am doubting this.
[โ€“] dead@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here's a video of the former UN Israel Ambassador Gilad Erdan giving a propaganda speech at John Hagee's Megachurch, 2 weeks after October 7.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k52896ys_g&t=3658 (official CUFI stream, starts at like 1 hour into the video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckFtorjX1ho (someone recorded this from the audience)

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