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Anon wants to live on Super Earth (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not if you're really good at the game. Then you play as the helldiver.

[–] lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

That's exactly the attitude that makes the Helldivers the best of the best, Son. Have you ever considered signing up to do your part to protect Super Earth?

/s (as is required to really emulate this game's feel)