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Discussion Thread 🐠 Saturday 21 March 2026 (aussie.zone)

submitted 1 day ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

One solution only - time travel. Most easily accomplished by lying horizontal on bed or bed like structure and setting an alarm for 1 hour before planned departure time.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If I had sleeping pills I'd knock myself out till then lol

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 9 hours ago

or you could find a snow bank where you can wait it out in suspended animation