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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 25 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone that's ever had a stalker or crazy-ex kniws that the one with hearts is the real threat. The bottom one is just metal and cool.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Haven't had to remember it for awhile. But the freakiest shit I ever got was a stuffed wolf that howled and a flowery note with hearts that said "You'll be mine" left in my mailbox.

At first I thought my girlfriend at the time that was being cute. I found out it wasn't her and to this day I still don't know who left it for me. I had some suspicions, but that was like 20+ and I'll never find out now.

Anyhow came rolling back into my memory banks and gave me a chill.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

What do you even do there?