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[–] Emi@ani.social 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

MacDonald's tried to patent it I think.

[–] Lewo@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That was Sony, patent number US8246454B2. Bonus image:

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How do we find the people responsible for this so we can...congratulate them?

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I somehow misread congratulate as corrugate, and immediately thought it was fitting.