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Anon is terminally lonely (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 19 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

The key to happiness is having zero expectations.

Nope. Can't agree with you. I don't understand life, so I never know what to expect. Everyday I wake up and wonder what fresh new hell will await me in the headlines of the news, as the president continues to amaze me, and leave me in awe in all the new and creative ways he finds to globally embarass our whole country, and bring with it a new form of torture for all it's citizens.

The REAL secret to happyness is to have your butthole licked while riding a jetski, and eating an ice cream sunday.