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[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I’ll have some fever-dream solving a problem that has had me stumped

That's happened to me enough to almost turn me to the woo side. :D "Answers Come In Dreams."

[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

"What's software development like?" "Well, like the shamans of old, we work ourselves into a fugue state to hallucinate esoteric solutions to unsolvable problems, then kick it to junior scribes to record and implement."