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You mean the perfect amount?
how am i supposed to put my face between her tits if there's another tit taking up that space i ain't got two heads bro
That's why Zaphod funded Eccentra Gallumbits.
Sometimes I forget lemmy was invented for people exactly like me.
It's an old reference sir, but it checks out.
Old? How dare you, sir?
You don't? Commit to intense yoga and stretching and one day you might get there. I have faith in you.
He should try tai-chi walking lol
A handful of titties