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Men can lactate, just in case you were wondering:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=Male+lactationConfirmed, there are many more people who want it than have it.
I was expecting a number in the low thousands. 8-10 thousand tops.
I severely misunderstood the internet xd
My mind was blown by this tidbit... TIL. Newborn babies of both sexes can occasionally produce milk. This is called neonatal milk (also as "witch's milk") and not considered male lactation.
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Yeah, I always hate when people ask why men have nipples.
Its so you can fucking breast feed, Greg! Just cause you aren't doesnt make them useless, your body wanted the option, your shame about not taking advantage of that has nothing on biology.