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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Who is a villain you would bang?

I'd probably go with Jason Isaacs as Lucius Malfoy lol or Grace Jones as May Day.

Any villain that Alan Rickman played also gets an honorary mention.

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

I happily lost interest in sex years ago, but Mads Mikkelsen or Tom Hiddleston may peak my interest..

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I said "oh, helloooo" when Barty Crouch Jnr showed up in Harry Potter.

Not sure I'd bang her, but I'd do things for Lilith from Diablo.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lilith strikes me as the kinda gal you just can't say no to 😂

Agree on Barty, and in a similar vein David Tennant in Jessica Jones 🥵

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Agreed. He was so so evil in that show, but also wore that damn suit.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't believe you; everyone wants Arnie from the first Terminator film 🤷‍♀️😂

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

no

I have zero desire for bad people

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Girl let yourself fantasise about being taken by a bad baddie 💅✨🥵

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

sadly i know the reality

baddies are incapable of that kind of sex

there is nothing erotic about physical and emotional pain and fear

i don't need a baddie to have a good fucking

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen)

According to wiki villains:

"she derives sexual pleasure from both inflicting horrible pain as well as receiving it, with her favorite method of murder being to squeeze her victims to death with her thighs"

Sounds like a good time.

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Death by zug zug!

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oo yeaaaah that's a really good one! 🥵🥵🥵

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not anymore, he turned into a weird bobble-head 😹