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Let me tell you about some fun I've had twice now:
Some of a tooth snaps off. You go to the dentist, "Yep, that needs to come out." You schedule an appointment with a dental surgeon. On that day, what's left of the tooth is torn out of your face, and a titanium drywall anchor dusted with cadaver bone is forced into the hole. You spend a couple months with a titanium cap sticking out of where your tooth used to be. Once it's healed enough, you go back to the dentist and the titanium cap comes out and they bolt a fake tooth to the implanted anchor, which hurts a part of your body that has never felt sensation before so it feels like it's 3 feet behind your head. And now one of your teeth is ceramic, weirdly numb, and food can get stuck under it.
Others in here have said "brush your teeth" but one of mine broke because resorption. The tooth hollowed itself out from the inside, for no apparent reason. So, don't randomly lose the tooth lottery either.