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90s oldheads thread : If the Starfleet members from our gen were teaching topics in academy, what would their specialty be? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Skullgrid@lemmy.world to c/Risa@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Characters from TNG/DS9/VOY... if you want, ENT.

Riker : Risk management
Quark : Business/Finance/Trade/Economics/Ferengi shit
Rom : Engineering 101, practical lessons
Bashir : History of Medicine
Troi : Relationship management in interspecies couples
Crusher : Autopsies and Cultural Sensitivity

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[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Janeway - Moral and Ethical Relativism
Neelix - Advanced Improvisational Cooking: Making the Inedible Slightly Less Inedible
Tuvok - Maintaining Serenity and Culture Among a Horde of Savages
Tom Paris - ~~Advanced Shuttlecraft Design~~ This class has been canceled due to the arrest and conviction of the professor for buzzing the Federation President's residence in the Delta Flyer.
EMH - A History of Photonic Civil Rights
Picard - Intro to Flute
Riker - Interspecies Affairs
Dr. Crusher - Paranormal Affairs
Troi - The Finer Points of Starship Atmospheric Flight
Worf - Mastering the Two Most Important Emotions for a Warrior, Part 1: Anger
Data - Survey of 24th Century Humor Across Species
LaForge - Engineering Under Pressure, AKA I Got 99 Problems But a Breach Ain't One
Sisko - What Baseball Can Teach Us: Lessons for Life, Fatherhood, Command, and Being a Demigod
Kira - Destigmatizing Terrorism
Odo - Law & Order on the Frontier
Worf - Mastering the Two Most Important Emotions for a Warrior, Part 2: Confusion
Quark - How to Fleece Friends and Influence Others
Garak - Advanced Tailoring Techniques: How Hemlines Can Lead to Revolution
Dax - How to Party Like a Klingon While Being Respected Like a Vulcan

Special Joint Lecture Series:

Chief O'Brien & B'Elanna Torres - Bridging the Gap Between Federation and Alien Technologies (Without Blowing Things Up)
EMH, Odo, & Tuvok - Weathering the Storm: Being a Lighthouse of Calm Logic Amongst a Roiling Sea of Humanoid Emotions

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Worf - Mastering the Two Most Important Emotions for a Warrior, Part 2: Confusion

Huh? *gets hit by falling barrel*