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Anon is a scientist (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

My dog chewed up some razors once (the sort with lots of blades - I had a fun time making sure each blade was accounted for and he didn't swallow any) and I thought that was maximal dog silliness, but maybe it was because he liked the taste of the gel. Why would a dog ever eat a whole bra?

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

He was not a discerning creature, I believe he likes to grab things off the washing line, he was also a 65kg Labradoodle (not fat), so didn't really have trouble with bigish things