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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a scientist (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I offered my dog a chocolate once and he said "do i look like a goddamn fatass?" and then slapped it out of my hand and slammed the door

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is your dog a cat?

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

yea

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Fatphobic and ungrateful? Your dog is an asshole; you got a vacuum at all?