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[–] njordomir@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

How do you catch a wild pig? (i dont remember the source)

Day one: leave some rotten apples on the ground.
Day two: Lay some fencing on one side and leave some rotton apples out.
Day three, four and five: add more fencing everyday, but just leave it lying on the ground, keep leaving out apples.
Day six, seven, and eight: leave out apples and stand up the fences one side per day until only the gate is left.
Day 9: Install the gate, when the pig walks in, slam it shut.
Day 10: Eat schnitzel and/or bacon

We are the pig and they're already standing up the fences!!!