I love this guy and hate what he's going through right now. If you're reading this you probably know exactly who he is, but in case you don't know he portrayed Ash in the legendary Evil Dead series among a lot of other films.
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I like to imagine he'll kick cancer's ass so hard, it'll stop bothering humanity forever.
Agreed. I'm picturing some genius misanthrope hiding out in the world who decides Bruce's life is worth their effort to go into oncology research.
Hypothetical realistic future headline: New anti-cancer breakthrough sees microscopic chainsaws affixed to harvested exosomes.
The bad timeline: Turns out to cure cancer you have to drink boiling water.
Fortunately, if there's one person in the world who can drink boiling water to save his own life...
Army of Darkness reference?
lends itself to it.
He fights something that takes hold of his own body for much of the movie.