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Discussion Thread 🐬 Friday 27 February 2026 (aussie.zone)

submitted 3 days ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He’s reassured me that I haven’t done anything terrible and no one’s dead, but if he can say that it’s not about that he can surely say what it IS about

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In the absence of any context or knowledge of your family I am going to guess he needs to break it to you that he's moving to Florida to marry a hooker he met in an online chat room.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

And the hooker is a meth gator 🐊