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[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 46 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (16 children)
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 14 hours ago (13 children)

This really raises a lot of questions

There’s the obvious why, and what the fuck.

But more interestingly are the questions of logistics and planning.

Did he kill the deer himself or just see a roadkill deer on the side of the road lick his lips and get to work?

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

More importantly, what was the deer wearing??

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It was asking for it, field dressed like that...

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I just want you to know I hate you for that pun. lol

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