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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't tknow the coworker, but OP is obviously GAY.

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OP is the coworker following the guy around. And they thought we wouldn’t notice smh my head

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Totally in love and heartbroken. Bmh my heart too.