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Yeah, but the problem is... You need to leave home to be a serial killer. Well, no wait. I mean to be a good one. I think if you kept inviting people to your house and killing them, it would be a bit of an easy trail to follow. So, being a successful serial killer is too much work.
I'll do it tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow.
Milwaukee police have entered the chat.
Come back "tomorrow"
I read the wiki article on dahmer before posting this, that was a mistake. CW on that article, nasty stuff , guy was really messed up.
And Des Plaines police.