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[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Oh no, my face scan was leaked! I guess I have no choice other than to fill myself with estrogen in order to reshape its fatty tissues, something I would absolutely not have done otherwise. Oh no!

(sarcasm disclaimer: this is sarcastic)