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The new varieties are amazing. Cosmic Crisps, Snap Dragons, EverCrisp.
They’re a mixed bag. Some are good, others less so. My family spent a summer taste testing and rating apple varieties. Fuck [Diesel] Sweeties and their horrible chemical flavor.
I also hate the artificial corporatized naming/branding of these apple varieties. Apples should never have a fucking registered trademark.