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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The new varieties are amazing. Cosmic Crisps, Snap Dragons, EverCrisp.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

They’re a mixed bag. Some are good, others less so. My family spent a summer taste testing and rating apple varieties. Fuck [Diesel] Sweeties and their horrible chemical flavor.

I also hate the artificial corporatized naming/branding of these apple varieties. Apples should never have a fucking registered trademark.