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[โ€“] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Joke's on you -- after you fight your way past the robots, you'll find that they deliberately poisoned the water on the way out, just so you couldn't have it.

Fun fact during WW2 in North Africa Axis and Allied troops thought they were poisoning the water supplies as they retreated. It was actually contaminated due natural crude oil runoff and had been documented as far back as the Roman empire the OG one not Mussolini's crack fic.