That cut and paste job is worse than I remember, sorry.
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Here's where I'd make a shitty comment if I could remember any german I spent 5 years studying.
EDIT: This joke was more offensive than funny, I'm sorry. IDK. I'm leaving it up just so I can be ashamed of it.
NEIN! DAS HANDTUCH HEIẞT, DASS DIE LIEGE RESERVIERT IST!!!11 😡😡😡
Great, not only did my horrid joke get validation based on your hilarious reply, now I'm trying to imagine germans causing problems at open source gatherings with open suse towels
Hehehe, glad to be of help. And now I'll have to look if openSuse towels exist…
I went to susecon in Nuremberg about 10 years ago with my daughter, it was nothing like I expected.
Assert(Expected, actual) ; // ?
Let’s just say my expectations were internet stereotypes and the reality was there was just a bunch of super smart well dressed people giving interesting talks.
They did have a lot of beer though