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OK, but how does this even work? Is it a tiny NFC tag or something? Does your body digest it, or does it just pass through you because it's really small, like a single microplastic?
And during the time it passes through you, you're briefly authentic parmesan cheese.
I always said I would make something of myself one day.
Basically passes through, yes
It's probably to track the cheese before it's eaten... but if it is eaten, it'll pass through without harm. Whether it would still work for tracking after it's been eaten, idk
I know that the dose makes the poison and all, but i imagine cheesebreathers prefer less added arsenic