this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now if someone could just suck the cum out of me.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Be your own saviour!

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

be the change you want to see

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My back pain makes it difficult enough to pick things up off the floor.

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

no cost too great