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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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He said it. He did it. Legend.
"I'm going to punch you in the face"
"You're going to get in trouble"
"Okay"
Absolute legend.
Then he clapped his hands and swung 😭✋🏻