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Anon finds a glitch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Water operates on Celsius so it only needed to be 100 degrees retard

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago

Go boil yourself

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 32 points 1 day ago

Cmon bro, that word is not appropriate, you can say °C instead.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're a 100-degrees retard

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 9 points 21 hours ago

Damn straight I'm a smoking hot bitch

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 22 hours ago

No, I am.