this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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Eh I wouldn't take it too seriously, I'm pretty sure it's a play on the whole running joke of "saying something ridiculous, then end it with 'You guys don't seriously believe this right?!?'" type of thing. I've seen many of these greentexts that used that format recently.
It's kinda funny to me because it loosely reminds me of same logic as those old rage comic "troll physics" memes like these:
... Old?
Rude.
I just realized I called myself old too :(
2012 was only 7 years ago, right?
2012 is at least 11 years in the future, I'm pretty sure.
It was seven years ago, seven years ago.
And /r/the_donald was just a joke
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