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[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago

Polyjuice would be a nice thing tbh. I could imagine it being OP for people who want to permanently swap bodies. Just collect a lot of hair, cut in tiny snippets so you can last a lifetime with it, wait for each others' hairs to grow back, and let's go.