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When you try to spread cold butter on toast (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Since half of everything is fake today, this is real.

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 15 points 2 months ago

I love that just out of frame of the OP pic is what I'm thinking of as 'the foreshadowing boulder'

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Thanks for link. Those extra pics are great. Scary stuff.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All I'm wondering about is how will that get that huge boulder off the road and the side of the house? Can't think of anything that could lift that without breaking it down first.

[–] Billygoat@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Probably break it into smaller rocks

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd probably just move away at this point. There seems to be a boulder crossing right through their property and the next one might be right through their bedroom. And the one that went by some years ago was even bigger.

[–] 2deck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They'll probably build a highway, cutting the boulders natural habitat in half.

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

🏅