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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Examples of inheritance hierarchies are always totally useless shit like this - what if a cow is an animal; What if a cow is a mammal, all mammals are animals and all mammals have a lactate() method?

[–] jason@discuss.online 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah... Wheres the AbstactAnimalFactoryManager?

[–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

I always knew Mondrian was painting cow production machines.

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