this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2026
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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Weren't those idiot rednecks supposed to breed like rabbits and have their kids tend to the fields?
Where did we go wrong?