this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2026
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[–] Soulg@ani.social 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ he types like a toddler

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That is afaik typical.

Short, barley coherent sentences. Telegram style.

It's signaling the importance.

Where you have been, where you are, where you are going.

"Duabi yesterday, met asshat, Doha tdy with dipshit. Jordan tomorrow. SF next w mouthbreather"

[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 3 days ago

I mean that Boris guy was typing like that too but it still read like an adult was the one ttping