this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] plyth@feddit.org 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also, when I smile, people frown and yell back

Take your hand out of your trousers.

[โ€“] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 days ago

*their trousers