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[โ€“] D_C@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

"Are you over 18. Yes or No...

If No then do you like fat old orange things that smell like shit. Yes or No...

If Yes then there will be a car outside of your house in 4 minutes. Get inside it, DON'T tell your parents.
If No then go fuck yourself, pathetic loser. No one will love you as tremendously as I would have."

[โ€“] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 4 days ago

That's completely incorrect. The car only shows up if you select No on question 2.