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"Are you over 18. Yes or No...
If No then do you like fat old orange things that smell like shit. Yes or No...
If Yes then there will be a car outside of your house in 4 minutes. Get inside it, DON'T tell your parents.
If No then go fuck yourself, pathetic loser. No one will love you as tremendously as I would have."
That's completely incorrect. The car only shows up if you select No on question 2.