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They also ain't calling him back because of how fast he is.
The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
People bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.