xkcd #3204: Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs
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Staplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3204/
Lol I always imagined cassowaries as the armor division in the emu war.
Heavy tactical infantry
they are "tropical emu", australia used to have "demon ducks" somewhat relatives of anseriformes(ducks, geese,swans)