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Cool, add some more sugar to your diet, why not
Take a picture. How much do you weigh?
The same as before the picture, I suppose.
21 grams lighter actually since being photographed sucks up your soul
Or 21 g more since I'm apparently the one taking the picture...
Who knew photography was so complicated?