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[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you don't get the reference, it's from the movie Black Dynamite. Any further explanation would be spoilers.

If you don't care about spoilers though:

Tap for spoilerThe malt liquor that is being covertly advertised by the CIA towards black men is laced with a drug that gives them micropenises.

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Brilliant film, one of the ones I quote most often