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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I def wish I had that sand repelling anus.

I hate sand...

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know if I picture you more as Anakin Skywalker or Shai Hulud.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Would you still love me if I was a sandworm that shat mind altering chemicals that literally let you travel the vastness of space in mere minutes?

I don't love you now but if you were that I would

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

that shat mind altering chemicals that literally let you travel the vastness of space in mere minutes

You say that, like it's not a bonus

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