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Are you implying that all sports can be made better by adding some pew pew’s? You may have a point.
I don't think pew pews are real yet. Biathalon uses bang bangs. Or maybe boom booms. Jury's still out.
I mean, if they had to hit a target going off one of those slolum jumps...
Or you could rocket jump for more hang time. Only once, though.
Once is all you need.